Biblical Studies Ruins Everything

Biblical studies refers to the academic study of the literature of the Hebrew Bible and the Greek New Testament. For those of you who did not know because of my long inopportune hiatus from writing this blog, I am now at Claremont School of Theology pursuing a PhD in Hebrew Bible (so, a biblical studies degree). I have a daughter who is six months old. Many things have changed. Many things have remained the same.

One of those things that has definitely remained the same is regularly finding myself in situations in which preachers overstay their welcome by speaking of things they know not of. Unfortunately they do not usually know what they don’t know. In my younger years I tended to mostly experience this on issues of science. In college and seminary I began to notice it sometimes regarding history. In these areas it is easy to extend grace; after all, who has time to specialize in everything? The preacher must specialize in the Bible.

But of course, I specialize in the Bible too. And there’s the rub; hearing preachers err regarding the Bible or languages behind it is a frequent occurrence. Biblical studies ruins everything when listening to preachers speak of what they know not of. Here are some examples.

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Reflecting with Fountain Pens

Now most of you troglodytes give little thought to your pens. Some of you think the fact that the occasional survival of a blue Bic Stic in the washing machine is a feature. Many more of you probably barely use analog writing tools at all. You probably borrow, lend, lose, and trash cheap peasant sticks ballpoint pens quite often. In this case, the value of a pen is less than a dollar, and the lifespan of that pen is weeks or months.

I use fountain pens. Since these are easily refillable with bottled ink, they can last a very long time. Now there’s nothing deeply spiritual or edifying in my fountain pen hobby itself, but a couple pens from my collection demonstrate how these writing implements help me reflect on life, beauty, and significance.

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What to Do When Your Pastor Says Stupid Stuff

Pastors, while themselves a gift from God for the shepherding of the souls in their respective churches, are human. And as humans, they err frequently, occasionally even saying mind-numbingly dumb things from their pulpits. Indeed it is even possible, on rare occasions, that you may think you have heard your pastor, in his public platform, say something that breaches all standards of common sense and social propriety, or something so deeply offensive that no one could ever hear the words of God mediated through his lips without the pollutant of his personal positions poisoning them to his hearers. Now for this case, I here propose a solution for dealing with this pesky problem. I order the process in terms of how out of hand you think the situation has gotten.

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A Love Letter to Small Groups

My Dear Church Small Groups, Past, Present, and Future:

You have had a larger impact on my personal development than any other institution save my family. From sometime in mid elementary school, I started attending groups of males only led by one or two leaders for discussion and relationship. You, small groups, were always a part of my church groups, and so always a part of my church life. You integrated my church life with my daily life. You helped me apply what I learned from God’s Word to all my life. In numerous ways, would not be the person I am today if not for you. Oh how I have benefitted from thee! Let me count the ways.

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Help! I put a Bible verse on my wall but I still sin!

Most likely the title has never crossed your mind as a thought before. But many Christians–myself included–have put up Bible verses on printouts and taped them to their mirrors, or written on index cards and posted them near their beds, or gotten verses artistically lettered and framed for their desks or living room wall pictures or castle hall tapestries. The Word of God plays such a central role in the Christian life it is appropriately honored when visibly depicted where we spend the majority of our time. Since the Bible plays such a transformative role in our thoughts, desires, words, and actions, it is only natural that people try to remind themselves of what God has told them by strategically placing God’s Words where they will be regularly, even unconsciously, read. This post is not a critique of that practice.

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On the Intense Agony and Joy of Being a Dodgers Fan

On October 20, 1988, the Dodgers won their last World Series.

Almost six years later, on Sunday, August 7, 1994, Orel Hershiser, the last remaining player from that Dodgers World Series winning roster, for the last time in a Dodgers uniform (his later return in 2000 doesn’t count–at that point he no longer pitched like Orel Hershiser) pitched a game for the last time, due to the strike shortened season. That very same day, I was born. Continue reading “On the Intense Agony and Joy of Being a Dodgers Fan”

A Personal Spiritual Heritage

Gates, Grant – Spiritual Heritage Timeline

For my historical theology class last semester I had to make a personal timeline of important events from the time of the reformation to the present that directly influenced my spiritual history. (To see it click the link above.) Let me recount the story told by that timeline. I ask you to forgive the melodramatic effects created by any narrative that begins with “In 1517 Martin Luther nailed 95 these to a church door in Wittenberg” and ends with “In 2016 Grant Gates started classes at The Master’s Seminary.”

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A Land Like Your Own Land

In 2 Kings 18, Judah was in deep yogurt. The northern kingdom of Israel had already fallen to the Assyrians. While Hezekiah was the best king of Judah since David (vv. 3-6), and even though idolatry and contraband worship at high places had been purged from the land, and despite a past successful rebellion against Assyrian hegemony, Judah was invaded by King Sennacherib of Assyria, who successfully destroyed much of the country before besieging Jerualem (vv. 13, 17), putting his general Rabshakeh in command. Rabshakeh then commenced a propaganda campaign against the soldiers of Israel, mocking their king and their God. His speech made five points (vv. 19–35, with a reprise in 19:8–13): Continue reading “A Land Like Your Own Land”

Trusting God When Life is Easy

The biographies of pioneering missionaries, or puritans resisting the English kings, or reformers facing heresy trials, or other heroes of the faith often impress us with great displays of trust in God. These heroes proclaimed the gospel to people about to kill them for it, preached when they’d be thrown in jail for doing so, and relied constantly on God for provision. Perhaps we see great trust as well in fellow church members—those fighting cancer, those with very sick family members, those who end up in severe financial trouble, those who go through great trouble with unbelieving family, and others. While many people go through various difficult trials and have to rely on God, some Christians experience mostly good providences to us, and that their “trials”—finals weeks and annoying people at work—hardly count. How then can such a person trust God? Continue reading “Trusting God When Life is Easy”

Toward a Theology of the Restroom

Some of the easiest and most common humor in our world is based on bodily functions, particularly excretion. To a lesser and milder extent, these same jokes are common in the conversations of Christians, even educated evangelicals. A common justification for these is the seemingly graphic nature of the Bible, particularly the Old Testament in the Law and histories, when discussing these sorts of topics. However, these might not actually be connected to the issue of determining appropriate humor. Looking at a couple passages will show that this is not crudeness, but actually direct glorification of God. Continue reading “Toward a Theology of the Restroom”